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Name: Jonathan Zimmerman
Nickname: Johnny, John, Zim
Age: 44
Birthday: April 18, 1964
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, in the closet
Status: Divorced, sleeping with Linda Davis
Religion: Catholic
Chronic diseases/Other Illness: Infertility due to a Robertsonian translocation and a history of depression
Allergies: Shellfish
Drinks: Yes
Smokes: Yes
Illegal Drugs: Only marijuana
College: Dropped out, was majoring in business
Handedness: Right
Favourite Feature: His build
Least Favourite Feature: His junk
Greatest Strength: His ability to make people laugh
Biggest Weakness: His doubts in himself
Biggest Fear: That he’ll never succeed in anything
Most Common Misconception: That he’s racist and homophobic; Johnny doesn’t really care about race and while he believes stereotypes about homosexuals, he doesn’t really have anything against them. As long as it’s clear that he’s not one of them.
Name Meaning
Jonathan: 'Yahweh (God) has given'
Zimmerman: 'Carpenter'
Appearance
Height: 5’10
Weight: 190 lbs
Build Average
Eyes Brown
Hair: Brown
Glasses: Johnny wears a pair of thick rimmed black glasses. He also has a collection of sunglasses, his favourite being a pair of purple-tinted glasses.
Scars: Cuttins scars on his inner forearms
Tattoos: No actual ink, but Johnny is a great fan of Henna
Usually Wears: A fedora
Never Wears: Underwear
Despite his eccentric taste in fashion, few would deny that Johnny is an attractive man. Johnny’s brown hair is naturally wavy and while never actually appearing to be un-kept it frequently personifies his more rebellious side. Its length varies, although it rarely is actually short; more often it looks to be desperately in need of a cut. Johnny dislikes being clean shaven, only completely shaving his face when his mother forces him to. Usually he sports a thin but well groomed hipster, although he is known to forget to shave and occasionally lets a bit of additional stubble grow on his cheeks. While he’s not overly muscular, Johnny is also neither scrawny nor chubby. He’s proud of his body and rather enjoys going shirtless, as long as the weather’s warm.
As for clothing, there is little that Johnny won’t wear. His taste is rather unusual, borrowing from all ages and many cultures. Johnny frequently wears darker clothing and on a simple day can be seen wearing a pair of jeans and a sweater, topped off with his favourite fedora. More often, however, his dress involves a numerous accessories; Johnny has a vast collection of necklaces, bracelets, and bandanas, all of which he wears regularly. He often wears a fedora.
Outfit
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Personality
Johnny considers himself to be a sidekick in his own life – the guy who’s good for a few laughs but is otherwise useless. He’s fun loving and enjoys being the center of attention, although more often than not he finds himself sitting on the sidelines, watching as others live their lives, throwing in the occasional sarcastic remark. Because of his sarcastic nature Johnny is often viewed as a bit of an ass with a tendency to be rude. He can be rather opinionated and has a tendency to speak without thinking. This results in him finding himself in many situations where he feels as if he’s put his foot in his mouth.
There is a darker side to Johnny’s personality. Viewing himself as a failure, Johnny believes that if he lets anyone in they’ll see him as such too. While he would never admit it, Johnny resents those around him – especially Celeste – for their successes. While he’s overcome the huge depression that haunted him in the years leading up to and immediately following his divorce, he hasn’t forgotten the feelings of being completely useless.
Personal History
His Timeline
Jonathan Zimmerman’s parents, Agnes and Steve, had always lived in Pleasant Port and married soon after high school, a path that Johnny was eager to follow. When he was 14 he began dating the girl that he thought he’d spend the rest of his life with, Celeste, and for awhile it worked. Like his parents before him, Johnny was quick to marry after high school; he and Celeste got married the summer after graduation, just days after her 18th birthday.
The plan was that Johnny would get a business degree and open his own store while Celeste studied nursing. Once they had established themselves, they’d start a family. Life, however, has a tendency to not go according to plan. While Celeste excelled in her studies, it quickly became apparent that Johnny was not cut out for business. Dropping out of school, he got a job at the local department store. While it wasn’t supposed to be a long-term career, as time passed it became more and more likely that he would never leave.
Throughout this, the couple began to grow apart. As she aged, Celeste matured while Johnny insisted on maintaining the same juvenile mentality that he’d had when he was younger. Johnny began resenting his wife for her success – she completed her schooling and got a job that she enjoyed – while she began to view her husband as a failure. In an attempt to fix their failing marriage the two began to try to start the family that they had once so eagerly dreamed of. After a year of trying and no success – not even a single late period – the couple went to a fertility doctor to determine why they weren’t conceiving. Once again, Johnny found himself failing to succeed in the life that he’d planned for himself; he was infertile. While the two tried to conceive through other means, including nearly bankrupting themselves with several failed attempts at artificial insemination, it didn’t take long for Johnny to give up.
For awhile it seemed as if he’d given up on life entirely. While he still did what was necessary to survive, he had become a shell of the person that he had once been. Celeste tried to stay by him throughout this, but in the end it became too much. She was no longer the girl he married, nor was he the man she had vowed to be with forever. Just a month before their ten year anniversary, Celeste moved out.
Their divorce was quick and easy. In the months to follow, Johnny sunk into a deeper and deeper depression. Finally, on what would have been their eleventh anniversary, Johnny attempted suicide; slitting his wrists and drowning his sorrows with Tylenol 3s. Luckily, he was found by a neighbour and rushed to the hospital. Johnny was able to make a slow recovery, aided by large amounts of therapy, his family and a few close friends. Throughout the entire time, Celeste remained by his side. While she was no longer able to be his wife, she was determined to remain his friend.
Johnny slowly managed to get his life back together. He continued to work at the department store, although for awhile he tried going back to school before dropping out once again. When he was 36 his father died of prostate cancer. Because he was worried about his mother living in her house by herself, Johnny moved back into his parents’ home.
In February of 2007, John began experimenting with homosexuality. It all began when he received a blow job from Scott Archer in the bathroom at Fresh Mex. Johnny kept the fling a secret and didn't allow it to expand past the occasional hand job or oral sex, although he was always the recipient of the latter. Part way through September of that year, feeling extremely horny, John got drunk and he and Scott had sex. Less than a week later, John's mother's health took a turn for the worse, dying on September 30. John took his mother's sudden death as a God punishing him for his homosexuality and as a result has avoided all contact with Scott until November 1st. After John failed in resisting the charm of Scott, the two ended up having sex again. Late that night, John had Linda Davis over. When he failed to become aroused he broke down and confessed about his relationship with Scott. Linda ended up staying the night, and early in the morning on November 2, John attempted suicide. Linda succeeded in getting him to the hospital before he died.
Following his second suicide attempt John spent a month in a psychatric institution. Shortly after returning home, he found that his friend Luke Questal had moved into his home while he was away. John didn't complain, he liked having someone else in the house and needed the money that he could get from the rent.
John Through the Ages
Living Situation
Address: 1 Oxford Drive
Lives With: Luke Questal
Lives in Town Since: Birth
Transportation
1997 Grand Cherokee
Job
Clerk at the Department Store and runs movies at the Cinema
Schedule:
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| Mon |
8 - 6
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| Tues |
Off |
Off |
| Wed |
8 - 6
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Off |
| Thurs |
8 - 4 |
Off |
| Fri |
8 - 4 |
6 - 1 |
| Sat |
9 - 4 |
6 - 1 |
| Sun |
Off |
Off |
Schedule
You Can Find Him
John Smells Like...
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| Cologne |
Soap |
Shampoo |
Hair Gel |
Stuff He Uses Daily
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| Anti-Depressants |
Pot |
Tylenol |
Lighter |
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| Flask |
Cigarettes |
Coffee |
Razor |
Facts
| Johnny’s favourite fedora was given to him by his father shortly before his father’s death. |
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| John refuses to commit to a serious relationship, fearing that he is unable to provide for someone else and that eventually they’ll leave him. |
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| Johnny likes to be in control during sex. When he's with another guy, however, he's so lost and unsure of things that while it still needs to be about him, he's a lot more timid. |
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In an attempt to prevent the relationships of casual sex that he’s developed over the years from turning into actual relationships, John insists on calling all of the people he sleeps with by nicknames that he’s come up with. The only woman he’s been with who he calls her actual name is Celeste. Since his suicide attempt, he's begun ocassionally reffering to Linda using her real name as well.
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| John thinks politics are stupid, and therefore refuses to vote. |
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Family
Steve Zimmerman
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Steve was Johnny’s father. The two were extremely close when John was younger, but grew apart during his marriage. Following John’s suicide attempt and the diagnosis of Steve’s cancer, the two became closer. Johnny took his father’s death hard, even though he had been prepared for it. |
Agnes Zimmerman
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Agnes is Johnny’s mother. The two had a strained relationship, as they are complete opposites. Johnny loves his mother, but he didn't understand her. He blames his affair with Scott for his mother's death. |
Celeste Feddeck
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Celeste was Johnny’s high school sweetheart. They were married for almost 10 years before she left him, and the divorce that followed crippled him. While he’s gotten over her, it’s because of her that he fears relationships. The two remain friends, and John is on good terms with her second husband and children. |
Daniel Feddeck
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Daniel is the husband of Johnny’s ex-wife. The two don't really get along, mostly due to the fact that John likes provoking Daniel. |
| Terry Feddeck |
John loves Celeste's eldest child, Terry. He frequently forgets how old the boy is, but rather likes the idea of being 'cool Uncle John'. In many ways he sees Terry as the son that he'll never have, although he is far too careless in his relationship with the boy to be seen as a second father.
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| Sidney Feddeck |
John loves Celeste's youngest child, Sidney. He frequently forgets how old the girl is, but rather likes the idea of being 'cool Uncle John'. He rather likes teasing the girl, something which seems to get worse the older she gets. |
Friends
| Character |
Relationship |
| Linda Davis |
John met Linda at a bar. John was intrigued by her and pursued her until he succeeded in sleeping with her. He enjoys her good looks and vibrant personality as well as her skill in bed. At first after his suicide attempt he was angry with her for saving him, but since he's come to be grateful. He finally succeeded in making ammends with her in December, 2007, and since the two have slipped into essentially dating, although neither has said as much. John himself has only begun to realize it recentlly, and isn't sure what to do about it - he's positive that she deserves better than him, but he rather likes being with her. Usually, rather than referring to her by her name, John insists on calling Linda either ‘Sugar’ or ‘Sug’ although he has been known to call her by her name as well. |
| Adela Martinez |
Johnny has been going to Adela’s restaurant since it opened. Right from the start he began flirting with her, regularly trying to get into her pants. He finally succeeded and the two developed a no-strings-attached relationship. What started as random hook ups eventually developed into what was, to Johnny, essentially a relationship. Realizing that they were exclusive and had been together for about a year Johnny decided to break it off, claiming that Adela deserved more than what he could offer her. Once he knew that Adela was seeing someone else, Johnny began going to Fresh Mex again and to this day continues to flirt with her. Since Celeste, Adela is the closest that Johnny’s gotten to being in an actual relationship. Rather than referring to her by her name, Johnny insists on calling Adela ''Nez'. |
| Luke Questal |
Luke's a friend of Johnny's. They rarely talk about anything deep, usually limiting their conversations to alcohol, drugs, and sex. |
Sexual Relationships
| Character |
Relationship |
| Scott Archer |
Johnny knows Scott from Fresh Mex. He thinks Scott’s an okay guy, but is usually too focused on hitting on Adela to take much notice of him. After a sexual encounter with Scott at Fresh Mex, Johnny is confused both about the boy and his own sexuality. The two have somewhat regular sexual encounters, although John is adamant that this doesn’t make him gay. The two had sex for the first time in September and a week later John's mother fell ill. When she died, John decided that it was God's way of punishing him for his homosexual acts. After another slip up John attempted suicide. Since then he's done everything he can to avoid the boy. Rather than referring to him by his name, Johnny insists on calling Scott ‘Fudge’. |
| Nicolette Collins |
Several years ago, when Agnes decided that it was time for Johnny to move on with his life after his divorce, she set him up with Nicolette. Right away John made it clear to her that he wasn’t interested in a relationship, although he was up for casual sex. Since then the two have had frequent hook ups. While Johnny’s feelings for Adela were stronger, Nicolette is the type of woman that he would go for if he was interested in a relationship – someone who’s had kids and doesn’t need him for that aspect of life. Rather than referring to her by her name, Johnny insists on calling Nicolette ‘Kitten’. |
| Lauren Jacobsen |
John met Lauren at a bar. Despite their age difference, one thing ended up leading to another resulting in them sleeping together. John insists on calling Lauren "Pumpkin". |
| Estela Russell |
Growing up John was good friends with Estela's eldest brother, Jacob. Because of the friendship, John was often around Estela, who developed a crush on the older boy. While John had no time for her at first, once he realized it he began to use the girl's feelings for his own means. What started out rather innocent - usually John would simply treat Estela as little more than a servant - turned sexual in the years after his divorce. Shortly after Estela turned eighteen John began a sexual relationship with the girl, going so far as to allow her to think that they had something serious. It all came to a close when Jacob found out, causing him to reveal to his sister that John's intentions were far from good. The sex beteen John and Estela stopped happening soon after, and John's friendship with Jacob quickly ended. Despite the fact that this happened more than ten years ago, John still insists on calling Estela "Sweet Heart". |
| Billie Strummer |
Rather than referring to her by her name, Johnny insists on calling Billie 'Cherry'. |
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Acquaintances
| Character |
Relationship |
| Travis Collins |
Johnny knows Travis more as Nicolette’s son than anything else. He vaguely remembers seeing the boy at the church, when he used to go. |
| Rosa Gray |
Rosa is John's psychologist. |
| Allison Hodge |
John knows Allison through Luke. |
| Fletcher Montgomery |
Johnny knows Fletcher from Ocean View. The two chat a bit when he goes in there, mostly about girls. |
Work
| Character |
Relationship |
| Sean Brown |
The two work together at the cinema. John gets along well with the boy and is usually eager to share a joint or two with him during a shift. |
| Steve Granger |
The two work together at the cinema. John thinks he's an idiot, but puts up with him because he's friends with Sean. |
| Brad Rosenstone |
John and Brad work together at the department store. Despite the age difference, the two have similar maturity levels and get along rather well. Whenever they work together and it's slow they usually compete in seeing who can make the most chaos in the store without getting caught by the boss. |
Enemies
Past Interactions
| Character |
Relationship |
| Tatiana Factor |
Following the death of her husband, Agnes began sending John over to help out with Tatiana and her family. At first it was simply an attempt to help out with the family, but after awhile it was an attempt to set up her son with Tatiana. While a relationship never formed, the two did develop a sexual relationship that lasted for a number of years. The relationship faded when Tatiana was diagnosed with cancer, although John still cares for her. Rather than call her by her name, Johnny insists on calling Tatiana 'Sugar Lips'. |
| Oliver Gordon |
Johnny is a regular at the bar that Oliver owns. The two chat when he comes in, usually about women. John knows that Oliver isn’t the type to stray from his wife, and as a result he enjoys telling the other man about his own sexual activities. |
| Jenka Walton-D'Aubigne |
Johnny’s always found Jenka attractive. He had heard a bit of gossip about her, mostly through his mother, but his opinions of her were drastically changed after he had sex with her. The two continued to have sex for awhile but fell apart a bit after her sister-in-law moved in with her. John hasn't seen her at all since she went to France. Rather than referring to her by her name, Johnny insists on calling Jenka ‘Doll’ and refers to her as his personal sex toy. |
Other Characters Talk About Johnny
Scott Archer: "He's so powerful and mysterious. He's an extremely attractive man. I love making him happy and being around him makes me feel good and special."
Nicolette Collins: "The guy is absolutely hot, and I don't like to pass up the opportunity to...have fun with him. He definitely keeps things interesting...and wild."
Fletcher Montgomery: "I don't know how he does it. I know he's having sex with a bunch of girls, but he somehow doesn't seem like my competition. God help me, I still like the guy."
Life
Activities: Watching television, reading, smoking pot, drinking
Likes: Good weed, good television, action novels, vodka, whiskey
Dislikes: Underwear, stares, reality television, tequila, his job, failing, accounting
Favourite Song: "Free Ride" by Edgar Winter Group
Favourite Christmas Song: "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" by Bob Rivers
Favourite Quote: “May your river never dry. May your mouth never lie. May you be satisfied to never know why sometimes someone just wants to die.” – Damien Rice, “Lonely Soldier”
Favourite Food: Cereal
Favourite Non-Alcoholic Drink: Root Beer
Favourite Alcoholic Drink: Root Canal
Favourite Colour: Red
Favourite Book: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Favourite Film: American Psycho
Favourite Actor/Actress: Sylvester Stallone
Least Favourite Food: Green Beans
Least Favourite Colour: Hot Pink
Love Life
Status: Divorced, sleeping with Linda Davis
Crush: None
First Kiss: Celeste, age 14
Longest Relationship: Celeste, 14 years
Ever Had a Broken Heart: Yes, Celeste, age 28
If You Want to Win His Heart, You Have to Be: Fun and easy to get along with
3 Things He Can’t Stand in Girls: Dishonesty, women who are judgmental, arrogance
Does He Believe in Love At First Sight: No
Virgin: No
When Did He Lose His Virginity? Age 16, with Celeste
For Him, Love Is? An illusion for others to enjoy
For Him, Sex Is? Really fun
Questionnaires
What Makes You...
...Joyfully Smile?: Joyfully? I don't do much of that
...Laugh out Loud?: Being stoned
...Get on the Dance Floor?: A hot chick. Especially if I'm drunk. Or stoned
...Cry Your Eyes Out?: Thinking about life while not stoned
...Really Sad?: Thinking about life
...Smirk?: When other guys get shot down
...Hide in a Corner?: Being yelled at when I'm defenceless
What is...
...Something About You That No One Knows?: I'm thankful Luke yelled at me after my second suicide. If he hadn't, I probably would have done it again instead of getting help
...Your Most Prized and Important Material Possession: The fedora my father gave me
...Favorite Board Game: Strip twister. But only if she's hot
His Secret
Awards
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Celebrity Used
Johnny Depp
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